Led by the esteemed author of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Ken Kesey, and with Jack Kerouac’s travelling companion, Neal Cassady, behind the wheel these angel-headed hipsters embarked on a road trip across America. Their carriage was a 1939 International Harvester school bus called ‘Further’, coated to the decks with violent and unimaginable patterns of day-glo paint. Their goal was to shove a firework of truth so far up Conservative America’s arse crack, Congress would be singing stars.

Before now, the remnants of this trip survived in Tom Wolfe’s novel, The Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, and over 100 hours of 16mm reels and audio cassettes, recorded on the trip and passed through the projectors of a select few. That was until Oscar-winning director Alex Gibney (Taxi To The Dark Side) teamed up with Alison Ellwood (Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson) to bring the 40-year-old footage to the silver screen, enterMagic Trip.

The film documents the Prankster’s voyage across America from the West Coast to see New York World’s Fair, ‘The World of Tomorrow’ and a glimpse into the dysotopian future many had predicted. Their travels became embedded into American culture as the first time the little known drug LSD was cast so recklessly into the public eye. The hallucinogen had originally been tested by the CIA to use in interrogations but the Pranksters saw it as a creative potion to warp their mental boundaries. Kesey was never a political anarchist, he simply wanted to batter down the doors of perception and see what came out. In his words, “I’d rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph”.

The result, and something captured so intimately in the film, is a band of teaheads with names like Gretchen Fetchen and Mountain Girl, bombed out of their gourds, babbling their way across America. One pastime, ‘tootling the multitudes’. was to take acid and sit on top of the bus with a flute, capturing onlookers’ reactions with the notes they played. America didn’t know what hit them, one policeman let them go over after he mistook their outfit for a college prank.

After six years of piecing together the footage captured so brilliantly and haphazardly by the Pranksters, this film promises to be the most immersive view of a group that pioneered America’s cultural charge into the sixties. Famous cohorts of the Merry Pranksters included poet Allen Ginsberg, Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson and the Hell’s Angels Motorcycle Gang.

Director Alison Ellwood commented after first watching the footage, “I felt like I was a kind of ghost passenger sitting on that crazed painted bus. I could smell the fumes, feel the heat of the desert and sense my heart pounding as I barreled across the roads, my life in the hands of a genius/madman behind the wheel”.

Historically, the festival has been a platform for lesser know pieces of film and is a hotbed of creativity and innovation. Last year, Danny Boyle’s 127 hours closed the festival. Of the 204 features films on show, Palatinate has chosen three highlights, all due for their UK premieres.

360. The festival’s opening film, City of God director Fernando Meirelles constructs a complex narrative that hosts the stories of ten pairs of lovers from different reaches of Viennese society. The film is boosted by the likes of Jude Law and Rachel Weisz, but Anthony Hopkins steals the show as a father burdened with the loss of his daughter while also re-acquainting himself with the world after being released from prison on a rape charge. Meirelles’ ability as a visual storyteller is also showcased and especially as the story travels through some stunning locations, including Rio, Paris and Denver.

We Need to Talk About Kevin. An adaptation of Lionel Shriver’s award-winning novel, We Need to Talk About Kevin is British director Lynne Ramsay’s third film and draws a powerful performance from Tilda Swinton. Swinton plays Eva, who is a mother dealing with the aftermath of her teenage son, Kevin (Ezra Miller) going on a massacre in the local school. Not only does Eva have to come to terms with the personal guilt of weighing her responsibility in the act but is also harassed constantly by aggrieved parents.  Gaunt and psychologically berated, Swinton occupies the screen with a quiet and resigned presence, drawing sympathy but never disinterest.

The Descendants. In his myriad of roles, George Clooney has found unexpected success when flirting with a comical and clumsy side (Burn After Reading). The Descendants sees Clooney return to that role, but against a more emotionally powerful background as Matt King, a Hawaiian lawyer and father of two adolescent girls. King finds himself cast into a fatherly role he was never familiar with when his wife falls into a coma after a water-skiing accident. Sideways director Alexander Payne is at the helm and creates a complex yet personable tale with plenty of emotional reward.

This year, 70 second-year Durham students took the plunge and entered the university’s controversial module, ‘Harry Potter and the Age of Illusion’. With a core reading list comprising the seven Harry Potter novels, the module sparkles with lectures such as ‘Love and Death in Harry Potter’ and the eternal question, ‘Four Houses or One?’

Students taking the module are also signing up to the Harry Potter experience. The first lecture saw a recreation of the Sorting Hat Ceremony in Castle’s Great Hall, where participants picked marbles out of a hat to determine what house they would be in. Each lecture is preceded with a rousing rendition of the Harry Potter theme tune through the speakers.

The pioneering intellectual nature of the module has moved Durham’s Pro-Vice-Chancellor, Professor Ray Hudson, to stirring praise. “’Harry Potter and the Age of Illusion’ is a serious and innovative academic module”, he commented.

Unfortunately such enthusiasm has not carried through the ranks and some students taking the module have expressed discontent. “A complete waste of time is probably the most concise summary I can give you”, was the evaluation of one.

This is only the opinion of a disillusioned few, assures the module’s tutor, Dr. Martin Richardson. “External examiners have described the module as ‘inspirational’. Students have said the module is ‘absolutely brilliant’; ‘It was fun, informative and challenging’; and ‘This has been quite possibly the best module I have undertaken in three years of intellectual study’.”

According to some students, there is no shortage of passion on the course. “There are some terrifying people taking the module, they could name you every sweet in ‘Honeydukes’ without pausing for thought” one recalled. “I wouldn’t be surprised if some students owned cats called Crookshanks” added another.

The enthusiasm arguably roots from the module’s tutor, Dr. Richardson, who has been described as a prophetic figure and “definitely one of the most animated tutors I have encountered”. Besides signing his emails off as ‘Gilderoy’, Richardson knowledge of the Harry Potter texts has been depicted as “biblical”.

Prospective employers, however, might not share this interest. Rob Case from sales recruiter, Tomka, suggested it showed the person had little desire to engage with the real world. “I suppose I might contact the candidate just because it’s so wrong that I’d be intrigued to talk to them”.

A judge working in London who has been responsible for looking over legal applicants was more optimistic. “On the basis that the student was able to place this fiction within a wider academic context, I would see the studying of the module as an interesting attribute of any undergraduate,” he suggested.

Durham is one of the first British universities to offer a module devoted entirely to Harry Potter and Hudson believed this was inevitable for Durham. “It is only fitting that a leading university like Durham responds to new development in our academic and wider social and cultural environment. Harry Potter is a culturally iconic phenomenon,” he stated.

It’s inclusion has come under criticism and one Durham student was incensed upon learning of its existence, saying “I am offended that Durham have included this because it makes the university seem like a joke”.

According to Richardson, the module, which is located in the Education department, has undergone Durham’s rigorous academic standards. It has been approved by Durham’s Faculty Teaching and Learning Committee, along with an external examiner. The essays questions posed by the course include, ‘To argue that the Ministry of Magic is a totalitarian regime is misguided’. Discuss.’

Richardson located ‘The Age of Illusion’s’ themes amongst a wider social context; “It allows student to explore in detail a number of contemporary issues, such as prejudice and intolerance, peer pressure, good citizenship and ideals of adulthood.”

Occasionally, one student commented, the links could be quite tenuous, “sometimes when you are being asked to compare the treatment of pure blood wizards and mudbloods with the treatment of Jews in Nazi Germany it can be quite challenging to maintain a serious perspective.”

Durham students are used to putting a lot of things into their mouths after a night out and now, thanks to a local policed-based initiative, boiled sweets could be added to that list.

Following numerous complaints of rowdy student disturbing the peace after a night on the lash, the Old Bill have devised a scheme to hand out sweets to students to encourage them to be quiet.

The pleasure patrol have amassed a supply of 10,000 fruit-flavored sweets, paid for by a number of organizations includingDurham University, the Durham City Council, and Teikyo University of Japan. The scheme is part of the Safe City campaign and the sweets will feature messages such as ‘Shush’ or ‘Quiet Please’.

One student commented, “it’s a shame such initiatives weren’t conceived before the UK riots in August, it would have saved a lot of damage. Maybe ‘millions’?”

Inspector Paul Anderson reportedly claimed that Durham was a pioneer for the initiative. “We think Durham is the first to include a message aimed at those who might otherwise make a racket.” It seems Durham’s success in the university rankings is finally paying some dividends, with the purple brigade getting ahead of bitter rivals Oxford and Cambridge to land the lucrative confectionary supply.

Durham isn’t the first place sweets and lollipops have been handed out at the end of the night. The South London district of East Croydon is allegedly the first place the scheme was trialed but it was forced to close prematurely, after demand for the sweets became unmanageable.

Anderson lauded the scheme as another point of contact between the police and population. “It also provides another way for officers to engage with students and other revelers when they are out of town.” Other schemes considered included making balloon animals, impressions and magic tricks.

University liaison officers Phil Raine and Paul Coburn will be carrying out the scheme with the support of the local neighborhood policing team. Reports that local ambulances will be using scientifically-modified Curly Wurlys as stretchers are unconfirmed.

For more information, such as what flavours are being considered, contact Phil Raine at: Philip.raine@durham.pnn.police.uk.

This Friday, the court trial of 71-year-old Cumbrian businessman, Bill Lowther, will commence following accusations that he made corrupt payments for the son of a Vietnamese government official to attend Durham University.

Following global investigations, the Serious Fraud Office has alleged that the packaging magnate helped in securing a place for the son of the previous governor of Vietnam’s state-owned bank, Le Duc Thuy.

These corrupt payments are being linked with Lowther, who allegedly paid the fees and accommodation costs to secure a favorable business contract with the Vietnamese government. He will appear at Southwark Crown Court, London.

The governor’s son and Durham alumni, Le Duc Minh, attended Durham’s business school from 2003-4. The accusations are that his university fees and living costs of over £10,000 were paid for by Lowther through corrupt payments.

Now living in Hanoi, Minh reportedly denied living a life of extravagance at the university, “I believe that none of my school friends or lecturers at Durham ever thought that I looked like a rich boy at school.” He also claims his family covered the payments.

Due to the fact the legal case is on-going, the Durham University press office were unable to comment. It is unclear whether a university representative will be required to give evidence in the case.

In July, Vietnamese local papers reported that Le Duc Thuy had been retired by Vietnam’s prime minister, Nguyen Tan Dung, from his position as State Bank Governor. This was in reaction to revelations that banknote security firm, Securency International, had paid for his son’s education at Durham University.

The case comes after the introduction of the UK Bribery Act in July to cut-down on corruption in the corporate world. The Act will be targeting aspects such as tax evasion and backhand payments to government officials.

Second-year Economics student, Oliver Lubbock has called for the university to employ more vigorous checks on how its fees are paid. “This is a wake-up call to the university that some students may not be here under ethical circumstances and, in that respect, it should be adopting more measures to prevent being linked with similar scandals in the future,” he commented.

Ask most boys their childhood dream and walking onto Old Trafford with Wayne Rooney on the flanks to the roar of 76,000 fans is an overriding favourite. 

But this is the choice that Economics fresher, Ollie Gill, made when he turned down a professional contract for Manchester United, to study Economics at Durham. Ollie, who is the son of the club’s Chief Executive David Gill, was voted the Red Devil’s reserve team player of the year (previous winners include Darren Fletcher and Giuseppe Rossi) and had made the subs bench for a number of United’s outings before opting for a shot at uni life.

Durham One caught up with the 21-year-old Cuths student for a quick chat at the Swan. For someone who spent their formative years in one of the world’s largest football clubs, brushing shoulders with the greats, he was remarkably down to earth. If you were hoping for Durham’s own Super Mario Balotelli, setting off fireworks in the bogs and amassing parking tickets on the Bailey, you might have to wait. He’s still trying to get his gown on. 

What was it like working under the legendary Sir Alex Ferguson, any hairdryer incidents?

It’s funny because Fergie has this reputation for being quite an angry guy but I never saw him lose it. You’d spot him around training and he’d come up occasionally and ask how everything was, especially with the younger players. He gave me a lot of advice on behaviour off the pitch and not indulging too much in the party lifestyle.

How was the United Dressing Room?

It was very professional, there’s a winning mentality and confidence embedded in all the players. You have people like Rio Ferdinand and Wayne Rooney who command a lot of attention and then there’s your Paul Scholes and Ryan Giggs who won’t say much but when they do, everyone listens. There is a huge amount of self belief in the team, I remember when we went in at half-time 2-0 down and Fergie came in and said calmly that if we scored the next goal, we would win. The game finished 3-2 to United.

Why did you choose to come to Durham over a potentially successful football career?

I loved my time at Manchester United but any football player hoping to make it big is taking a huge risk. You hear stories about an injury that ruins a career or people who just don’t make it and succeeding at a team like Manchester United is extremely tough. My future just wasn’t at United. Last year I deferred my UCAS offer to continue playing football but I would have been loaned out this season and I chose to accept Durham instead. Plus, studying Economics at somewhere like Durham gives me a lot more career options. That being said, I haven’t ruled out being a footballer.

Has being the son of Manchester United’s CEO affected your time there?

Not at all, obviously some players will occasionally joke about it but it’s all light-hearted. I read a story somewhere that, during the unrest over the Glazier ownership, some of the fans had turned their attention to me because of my dad’s relationship with the Glaziers.  But everyone who I met was hugely supportive and fortunately I never bumped into any of those red-blooded fans.

What’s it like going from Old Trafford to Maiden Castle?

Well perhaps playing for the Durham first team, the standard is slightly lower but we have a great coach and the training sessions are actually quite similar. There’s a lot less pressure and more of a social element. You go out a lot more as a team whereas with United that was only once or twice a season (The Daily Star will fill you in on more details). Durham have started off well with two wins out of two and promotion is definitely on the cards.

Do you still keep in touch with the United team?

Fergie stays in touch to see how I am and I was friends with people like Darren Fletcher and Wayne Rooney, who could empathise with me as a young player coming up. I have a few of their numbers but some people in my college stole my phone on a night out and started ringing all of them, I think Nani picked up.

Photo by Lucy Swinton

Newcastle student night and refuge to the Durham tippler, Tequila, is no more after a series of episodes which culminated in a suggestive promotional flyer sparking dissatisfaction among some local residents. Since it’s release onto Tyneside this October the raucous night has run four times and never shied from the spotlight. Last week they gave away a convertible VW Golf to a Newcastle fresher and, previously, two female clubbers had fallen into the river Tyne before being helped out twenty minutes later by police. Some Geordies apparently do drink like fishes.

Most recently, a promotional flyer showing a member of the fairer sex crouched down while champagne spurts from a censored sign where her head is has sparked controversy. When questioned on the flyer the club’s event manager, who gave his name as Tarquin Van De Vaart to Sun journalists, replied honestly. “We at Tequila see no problem with the flyer. it depicts a girl bending over to tie a man’s shoelace while he fires a bottle of champagne over her shoulder. I am astounded that peoples’ minds have become so polluted.”

Unfortunately local residents did not take the image with a pinch of salt. One woman reportedly claimed that the flyer was pushed through her letter box before her young son picked it up. The director of the night’s venue, Riverside, has dissociated himself with the flyers in question and terminated his contract with the promoters. Members of the Newcastle City Council are seeking advice on legal action.

Held every Wednesday at Riverside club on the Tyne waterway, the night has earned notoriety for it’s innovative combination of Tequila and whipped cream, boasting “more naked bodies than For Your Eyes Only Strip Joint at 3am!” According a promoter, they get through 100 cans of whipped cream and 70 bottles of Tequila per night.

In an exclusive chat with Durham One, Tequila’s event manager remained defiant in the prospect of legal pressure. “We got banned by the club because they did not want to lose their licence but we are going to re-open at another club soon.” And if the papers label it as the most debauched student night in the country? “We overtook our rival night by a country mile and had to turn 1,000 people away.” Any press is good press.

According to the manager there are also plans to extend the night to Durham. Reports suggest the Cathedral is interested in hosting the photo shoot for the next flyer.

In scenes akin to downtown Baghdad, a bus carrying guests of the Durham Wine Soc Ball was pulled over by a squadron of five police cars in the early hours of yesterday morning.

The force, including armed officers and a riot van, was called into action after the driver of the bus phoned the police following an incident where a passenger stood up while the coach was in motion. A direct breach of the international coaching standards. 

The incident occurred on the way back from Lumley Castle where the Wine Society was hosting its Christmas Ball. The passenger had stood up to retrieve his dinner jacket but only succeeded in arousing a great anger within the bus driver, who demanded that he leave the bus and face the early morning wilderness of rural Durham.

The passenger doggedly refused and, it was only after the bus driver’s forceful attempts of persuasion failed, that he took it upon himself to call the police. Believing it was a simulated conversation, the passengers of the bus engaged in some mild goading and it was only when a police officer boarded the bus that the driver revealed his hand.

Visiting Bristol student and passenger, Livi Ingleby, was shocked by the sluggish response time of the Durham Police. “If we had an incident this serious in the South then they would at least have the decency to set up roadblocks” she commented.

The enigmatic driver’s identity is a mystery but, upon further research, he was described by a colleague as “just the kind of bastard who would do a thing like that”.

This is not believed to be the first time the police have been summoned on account of this particular driver’s overpowering affinity with the law. Last week, search dogs were dispatched across County Durham after a passenger was alleged to throw his drinks can out the window halfway between Durham and Sunderland.

Due to the raid’s size, rumours have surfaced that the operation had an ulterior motive; for the police to follow up on theirreservations over the Wine Soc president, Ollie Horbye. They have been tracking the oenophile for several months on suspicion of embezzlement, he was last seen speeding to the Home Counties in a green Land Rover with four cases of wine stashed in his boot. The hunt continues. 

In an exemplary demonstration of British restraint, the Senior Dean Julia Kercheker sent an email to the students saying, “this is not acceptable. The library is not being treated with appropriate consideration.”

Boasting a rich list of alumni, including explorer Sir Walter Raleigh, Oriel College has been forced to close its library during weekends and shut after 5.30pm on weekdays. Prime coital time, by the calculations of the librarian.

Kercheker’s email made reference to the mess in the Theology section as the principle reason for closure, describing the whole affair as a “disregard for the library and its rules and a lack of a sense of responsibility to the community.”

However, inside sources reveal that the main motivation was students being caught by the porter bumping uglies between the bookshelves. The primeval state one enters into under marathon library shifts appears to serve as an aphrodisiac for the blue brigade.

The sordid history of Oriel library comes as no surprise to second-year Oxford student, Fred Alliot. “I had to get a book on political theory from the bookstacks there once, and the combination of seedy lighting and an abundant supply of women’s fiction had me perusing the shelves at half-mast.”

One Oriel student, Robert Flick, was not hit by cupid’s arrow. “It is irritating that some students feel it acceptable to behave in a way that threatens to take the privilege of the library away from all members of college,” he reportedly commented.

While there is suggestion of Oxford’s innovative approach to incorporating sex into student life with their traditional ‘Bump Supper’. This is regrettably a celebratory dinner if a rowing team manages to successfully bump another boat on every day of Eights Week.

There is some semblance of respectability intact for the Durham University Library. Despite suggestive reports of students bringing bedding to their studies, hand shandies in the emergency exit staircase, The One has been reliably informed, are an urban myth.

There are dire consequences for anyone looking to get their leg over in the library warns Deputy Librarian Pete Maggs. “If students want to engage in that behaviour we cannot prevent them, but there is an extremely high-risk of getting caught and we would regard it as a very serious matter.”

Whether this concrete bastion soon falls to sword of the Durham doggers, who have previously restricted themselves to nighttime establishments, is another question.

“If Dairylea did strippers, they’d probably look like this”, “I’ll never look at Turkeys in the same way”; this is merely a selection of the heaps of praise lavished upon Durham stripping sensation, Debbie Dumpling. 

According to eye-witnesses, Double D’s act takes on a sporty slant by requiring the lucky participant to perform press-ups on top of her and do sit-ups while she straddles their torso. All rounded off with a can of whipped cream and a shot at motor boating’ her ample bosom. One student recalled, “I imagine it to be a similar experience to waterboarding”.

Of course, if you are deemed to have behaved badly then you can look forward to a good spanking at the hands, and leather belt, of Debbie Dumpling. She also keeps a bottle of moisturizer handy incase you elect to splash out on the extra tenner required to liberate her barrel-like chest from brassiere. These gravity-defying wonders are something to behold but you might not have the chance while she’s lying on top of you, gyrating like a wild banshee.

There is also an element of cheekiness that Dumpling brings to the party. If, say, you’re asked to kiss her ‘dumplings’, you might end up entrenched in the Grand Canyon by way of a firm embrace. “She wields those things like Tomahawks”, commented one student.  However, any cocksmen out there, looking to get a quick leg over, will have to keep Jabba in his Hutt. Her husband allegedly drives her to work.

All of this and more are available to Durham students with minds in the gutter through the door-to-door service offered by the cunningly named www.kissogram-northeast.co.uk. Rather than lure any old stripper down the mountain with a hunk of beef, Debbie Dumpling is a seasoned and reputable performer. If you needed any more convincing, type her name into Youtube.Her most popular events are undoubtedly birthday parties, for the extra-thoughtful present that says you care. And if it does happen to be your birthday? Well, chins up.